drink drank drunk
just caved and turned on the heater
the temperature thing says it’s 64 degrees in my house. but I’m wearing thick socks, house shoes, long pants, 2 long sleeved shirts and I’m still shivering
Religion's continued fall
I just got snail mail trying to bribe me to go to church for an ipad2 it has christmas-ey art. an elf, a critter in a santa hat, no angels or nativity scene. big bold words saying “I like christmas” using what’s almost the fb like button, more text “We’re giving away an iPad2 every night!’ and much smaller text saying it’s at a church really, now? you...
so what's nog?
I know what egg is
so manly and threatening
Phineas and ferb drinking game. Doomsday is upon...
But it’s worth it
i had another dream
Which is weird. This time it mostly consisted of my tires being bald, or something, and not sticking to the road when I braked. Lots of scary moments
i had a dream
Just last night. Was chillin with an old friend/crush. Catching up, talking story and all that shiz when some crazy dude hopped up on coffe came in and raged at us for being in the building. Was about to leaveyou but then he called me out by name and smacked me before storming off with threats of calling security. It was weird
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