Blonder than my hair ever was
Nameless: That boy is a dickhead!
Nameless: You know, like P-I-N . . . E-S
Me: . . . pines? I think you mean P-E-N-I-S. unless you're saying he's as big as a pine, but then I'm gonna have to start asking questions I don't want to know the answer too
Nameless: DON'T TELL ANYONE!!
Oh yeah, I apparently live in Mordor!
my friend that picked me up, had never been to my house before (I kinda live out of the way >.>) and got lost a couple time while trying to find my house. When they finally made it I apologized for them having to pick me up and for getting lost. apparently they saw the journey to my house as an adventure. with the confusing path and tricky roads it was like travelling to Mordor,...
I've had a lovely memorial day weekend
finally went to the beach with my sis last friday. we both ended up with burns, but even though i’ve been gone for months and was wearing only spf8 she burnt worse with her pale, pale skin while wearing spf30. bwahahahaha! though my nose is peeling now… saturday was mostly spent at home, with a new book, but I unexpectedly got to hang out with some old friends that evening who I...
Clients From Hell: The Forbidden Fruit →
Client: Hey, just one final question before I send the deposit. Do you use a PC or a MAC? Me: I use a MAC. Client: That is a problem. Do you have access to a PC? I am not a supporter of Apple products. Me: No, I don’t have access to a PC, but this will have little to no effect on the work…
Jack Donaghy's 5 Stages of Grief
yerawizardharry: (via nursejoker/thatfreak) this may have just made my day
Sometimes my family can get along
I had a surprisingly fun evening with (part of) my family. It was just my mom, dad, sis and I plus a board game but we had a reasonably good time. Then my dad told us a rather amusing tale (I’ll have to tell it later) about his failure and we proceeded to laugh until we cried (at least I did); we also began making small jokes at his, soon everyones, expense throughout the game and it was all...
yay for things to do when i cannot sleep T-T →
lovemylying: k-80: 1 Had sex: $ 10.00 2 Smoked: $ 3.00 3 Got drunk: $ 7.00 4 Went skinny dipping: $ 5.00 5 Kissed someone of the opposite sex: $ 5.00 6 Kissed someone of the same sex: $ 5.00 7th Cheated on a test: $ 2.00 8th Fell asleep in class $ 0.50 9th Been expelled: $ 5.00 10th Been in a fist fight: $ 10.00 11th Given oral: $ 10.00 12th Got oral: $ 10.00 13th Prank called the...
Apparently I've got some pent up... something
sorry about that last post, it wasn’t supposed to turn into a pity fest for me or looking at why i am who i am. it has brought a question to my mind that i wanted to ask you guys (i say guys, but when i say it i mean everyone) Is it normal for your feelings to kind of numb towards an experience/person after things become a repeat occurrence? for example- after the third or fourth time my...
Less than a week home and already I ponder
why does my family have so many issues? i know we’re not the worst out there, but we’re far from the best. my sister is apparently where i was for years, kind of emotionally dead or hollow. i’d been hoping she escaped most of the stupid crap my family likes to dish out. *edit- i’m realizing i haven’t helped her much :/* exA- here son- you’re the product of...
EMOTION– Emotion I asked you what is emotion your eyes accused me of joking but I was sincere in my question I know I feel them but I don’t recognize them they have not been let out in forever I recognize anger and sadness but I don’t feel them often anymore now, by instinct I shove them away...
1000 most romantic places in the world: 66. Kauai,... →
SUBMITTED BY: JEPENSEQUILTOUS Kauai is such a beautiful place, its a small island with hundreds of things to do. You can go snorkeling or scuba diving in some of the most gorgeous reefs on the planet. Or go hiking through jungle, along the coastline, or within Waimea Canyon (the largest… I’m glad I live Hawaii… even if I’m not on Kaua`i
Dear Future; →
You scare me half to death.I can’t think of anything more vast, lonely, unpredictable or inevitable as you.May I ask if you can see me where I am in your past?Could you whisper to me your secrets so that I could prepare for when you come?Don’t you understand how nervous you make me?How you are causing me to stay awake during the night; just thinking about you?Do you revel in this attention?...
That's 5 Self-Hate points to me
i never understood why so many girls were so stupidly emotional and acted based on emotions rather than something else. apparently you just don’t have control over it sometimes. either that or you grow into the stupid emotional self and i’m a late bloomer.
The Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy →
lickystickypickyme: Original BBC Radio Broadcast MP3s =D
Higher education does not make you happy →
visualturn: Research reports that while vocational training has a positive impact on happiness both during and after training, happiness declines for university students after graduation. Link to article. Link to full report. we’re all screwed then. this ‘we’ being me and most of my friends
What is with everyone having cancer?
One of my best friends. Another friend’s father. And now my aunt?! The only person in my extended family that I really know and who’s often been there for me? And why did my creeper of a grandfather have to tell me? Why did my family NEVER inform me of the fact that my aunt has cancer or that she’s started Chemo and Radiation? What the hell family? I know you just didn’t...
My Final grades are up!
Looks like me and my scholarship will survive, I’ve made it to my senior year of College. (Holy shit, how did that happen so fast?!)
May God Have Mercy on your Soul...
cheaperthanacupofjoe: Here’s what the teacher had to say: oh how i lauged
i'm done. i'm done. i'm done! done! done! done!...
my final final is in. i am finished, i am through… until the fall (or perhaps not even that long, i need to take a summer course)
New motivation for finishing my final final....
for me, that means i get happily tipsy and just quit caring. still, fun times shall be had!
Anyone care about a hungry soul? If you can drive...
Fair deal? C’mon, help a hungry soul? I’ll owe you a meal, whatever you want within my wallet (or cooking) limits. pleeeasssssse?
I'd kinda been hoping the alcohol would help me to...
and while it did lead to uninterupted sleep, other than an alarm or phone going off at who knows when, i still didn’t sleep more than 5hours… i’m done with all but one final, why isn’t my stress level dropping?! i don’t know how long i can deal with the cruddy sleep. if this keeps up i’ll degenerate into a pissy, bitchy, overly sensitive person. and if...
Guess how stupid I am!
instead of turning (emailing) in my final project system report, i sent in my resume >.< my only defense is the files both start with the same letter & i was uploading about 3-4 files that all started off the same… i just selected one that was wrong >.> luckily my professor just emailed me about the stupid i pulled & informed me of my mistake. now it has been remedied....
Hey you! Yo, Mr.SuperStress! what's up? it's been...
I forgot how bad you are for me, closing my throat till I nearly can’t breathe. when someone tries to help, you just make things worse while my throat tightens up my eyes want to burst. I hate feeling stupid, I hate feeling dumb the feelings that fill me… they hope i’ll succumb. the worry approaches as darkness encroaches and i just want to hide while it’s dim… ...
Can someone please shoot me? I'm feeling terribly...